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Showing posts with label Melbourne Rebels. Show all posts
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Monday, June 6, 2011

Revealed:

Posted by febry on 10:40 AM

The behaviour contract signed by Danny Cipriani...


I, Daniel Jerome Cipriani, do hereby solemnly swear to my employers the Melbourne Rebels and my coach Rod MacQueen that henceforth I shall cease behaving like a total arsehole.

This time I really mean it, honest.

Daniel Jerome Cipriani

Monday, May 9, 2011

Rebel without a clue #2

Posted by febry on 10:48 AM

Melbourne Rebels CEO Ross Oakley has today announced a radical experiment to try to keep problem-child fly half Danny Cipriani in line.

Warned and fined in February over his conduct after he was caught nicking a bottle of vodka at a nightclub, Cipriani was then dropped for breaching team protocol by going out on the town following last month's defeat to the Waratahs. He was then also omitted from the squad for the forthcoming two-game trip to South Africa after it emerged that he missed training following another late night out.

After yesterday's announcement that the Rebels' players and management had "lost confidence" in the former England stand off, it was thought that Cipriani faced the sack. It appears, however, that the Rebels have decided on an alternative course of action.

THE ENFORCER
"We are delighted to announce that former England fullback Josh "The Enforcer" Lewsey has agreed to join our playing staff," announced Oakley. "Josh will provide cover in our backline, but his primary responsibility will be to give Cipriani a slap every time the kid steps out of line."

Lewsey, who recently came out of retirement to help his old club Wasps, famously knocked Cipriani out cold following a training ground bust-up in October 2008.

He is said to be "relishing" his new role.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Rebel without a clue

Posted by febry on 9:36 AM

"ANYTHING YOU CAN DO..."

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Rebel Rebel

Posted by febry on 3:04 AM

Having slotted 5 conversions in Melbourne Rebels' 54-0 demolition of Tonga it would be nice to think that Danny Cipriani is finally just letting his rugby do the talking.

His recent revelations, however, that he has undergone counselling for depression suggest otherwise. On the one hand you might think that such a high profile figure admitting such frailty is laudable. On the other hand it again appears evident that Cipriani still feels the need to lead his life under the public gaze which is somewhat ironic given that, almost in the same breath, Cipriani insists he is in Australia to play rugby and lead a quiet life.

Rebels coach Rod MacQueen blames a media obsession with the former Wasps no 10, complaining that "it’s very difficult when we're building a new team and we're always hearing about Danny. It's disappointing for him but that's one of the reasons he's come over here, to get a fresh start."

Whilst the paparazzi aren't exactly blameless, Cipriani hardly helps himself, recently escorting former Neighbours star Stephanie McIntosh to a club function whilst having also been linked with Australian X Factor contestant Tamara Jaber since moving down under. Far be it for me to suggest, but the last time I looked it wasn't compulsory for rugby players to date celebrities (no matter how minor).

The shame of it all is that if he does focus on his rugby there is a huge opportunity in Melbourne for him to develop into a seriously world class player. He has natural talent in abundance and the Super 14 (or 15 or whatever it is these days) may just be the making of him.

Sadly, however, I fear it may all end in tears.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

What Danny did next...

Posted by febry on 1:09 AM

Or rather, just what is Danny Cipriani getting himself into?

And I'm not talking about Alexandra Burke or his incredibly newsworthy attempts to get into a friend's Lamborghini (don't ask).

No, what I'm wondering is what sort of outfit Cipriani's new team, the Melbourne Rebels, are likely to be.

Being a brand new franchise the Rebels have, naturally, launched a new kit - a fairly unremarkable blue (Victorian blue, apparently) ensemble with five stars running down the middle of the chest, supposedly each star representing the team's player pledge.

The what? Yes, Danny and his fellow players will be delighted to know that some branding genius has been paid a small fortune to come up with a 5-star player creed, namely:

Respect

Excellence

Balance

Ethos

Leadership.

Do you see what they've done there?

How could any self-respecting rugby player fail to be inspired by that?