Hensonwatch

Critical update on T.A.F.K.A.G.C. (the artist formerly known as Gavin Church):

He doesn't want to play for the Hairsprays as he's worried about changing room banter;

He's trying to be the best father he can be;

He may have been naive in agreeing to promote the new Welsh kit;

He may be joining London Irish;

He...no, sorry, I really can't be arsed...