You really couldn't make it up...

So, having decided that employing Gavin Henson may have been an error of judgement, what does Toulon owner Mourad Boudjellal now decide to do?

Why, the answer is obvious, innit? Clearly what is needed by Toulon is a steady, reliable, not-rock-the-boat type who will be happy to play second fiddle to the club's established stars and provide cover for Saint Jonny during the World Cup. The answer is as plain as the nose on your face. The answer is, without a shadow of a doubt, Danny Cipriani.

Oh, hang on a sec...