EXCLUSIVE: Rugby Players Enjoy Post-Match Beer

Or, as The Sun chose to report today:

No doubt we're all suitably scandalised.

DAN COLE, LEE MEARS, STEVE THOMPSON, UN-NAMED DWARF

"They were great lads, not throwing the midgets, it was all light-hearted good-humoured fun" said the not-very-politically-correct manager of the bar in question.

In other words - move along now, nothing to see here.